Daycare Blitz

It starts every morning when the alarm clock goes off. I try to wake my better half, but fall back asleep instead. I forget to hit the snooze, so I awake late as usual. I turn the light on so the wife will finally awake from her night of many dreams. I go to the kitchen to make the bottles, as Julie hops into the shower. We still have plenty of time to get there on time. As long as we hurry it won't be that bad. Things keep happening to make us more late. There is no hope, we are destined to be late. As I awake little Aubrey, Julie starts to dry her hair, for a woman must take 2 hours to fix her pretty hair. I give Aubrey the bottle so she can be fulfilled. It only takes about 5-10 minutes, but it feels like an eternity. You see I still have to shower and shave. I usually only get to do one, but at least I am clean. We are so lucky that Miss Aubrey is amused by the TV. If it wasn't for that, we would be doomed. I hop from the shower and start to get dressed. I run to the kitchen to fill the daycare bag, and try to find something edible to take for lunch. I start to get anxious because we are almost out the door, but oops there it is, to our dismay, we forgot to change Aubreys diaper, hurray. Julie runs her to the back to make the big change. I start to get angry. Why? I don't know. We shoot to the car to make the 10 minute trip, to Daycare we go lickity split. We arrive in a flash, but the Daycare assistant wants to take her sweet time. All I want to do is give sweet Aubrey one final kiss. I try not to be rude as I am trying to leave the room. Finally, we're back in the car for the traffic filled ride to work, LATE AS USUAL.