Kali's Korner

A little serious but a lot of sports

Monday, November 27, 2006

To The New Angel In My Life

Her name is Meredith. She is so sweet and beautiful. She looks like her sister, but there is a little difference. Meredith has blue eyes. Wow, what a surprise!!!! Everytime I look at her, I just can't stop smiling. Even at 2 in the morning, when she wakes up crying and hungry, she looks like an angel. She is so perfect in every single way. From her little head all the way to her tiny toes.

The day was 10/23/06 that this little angel was born. She made her mother and I wait all day until late afternoon. It was 5:20 p.m. to be exact. The time didn't matter once we heard that everything was intact. She was larger than her sister by 3 whole ounces. I just couldn't believe we had another girl to run up my expenses. Money doesn't matter at a time like this. Only the health of Meredith could bring so many this much bliss. Gran, Pop, PePa, MawMaw, and PawPaw all sat in the waiting room all day. Just to see this perfect baby come out and say "Hey" in her own special way. We are grateful to have such loving families. For if it wasn't for them, none of this would have happened.

Meredith I Love You and Hope nothing but the best for the rest of your life. You have so many people that already adore you.

Love Daddy

Friday, November 17, 2006

For those who didn't beleive

I was a soccer stud in High School. CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!

I found this on the internet the other day.

Brandon Bulldogs
1994 - 1995
MHSAA State Champions

Season Scoring
Goals Assists
Barry Link
18 3
Matt Kalahar
12 2
Steven Arnold
9 2
Jeremiah Gill
9 3
Marc Bryant
6 4
Matt Martin
6 1
Michael McFadden
6 2
Jonathan Dear
5 3
Brad Westerfield
5 6
Kevin Laird
5 0
Jason Leach
3 0
John Applewhite
3 0
Jamie Rodgers
3 3
Thomas Burch
2 0
Mikel Cook
1 0
Matt Alliston
1 0
Josh Brown
1 0
Robbie Quinn
1 1
Andy Williams
1 0
Jason Chapman
0 2
Owen Coulson
1 0
Michael Drennan
1 0

Thursday, September 21, 2006

This Ones for the Shula Haters (Alabama's Head Football Coach)

Shula's method puzzling

This entry was posted on 9/19/2006 7:41 AM and is filed under Finebaum Column.
I want to take back all the criticism about Mike Shula's handling of discipline in the Juwan Simpson affair. I was dead wrong in wanting Shula to be more forthright.

After the Louisiana-Monroe game Saturday night, Ala-

bama's head football coach finally explained the unexplainable, his utterly insane and incredibly infantile method for handing out punishment.

It reminded me of that tired but true Mark Twain quote: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

Shula's decision to spread out punishment of seven players over three games and implement discipline in the order of the violation is very possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Where did Shula come up something this ridiculous? A third-grade class?

Shula said the methodology was developed so it wouldn't hurt this team.

Hurt the team?

Forget the team.

What Shula has done is embarrass the entire university and its tradition in the process. That sound heard Saturday night in the aftermath of Shula's gibberish was Bear Bryant rolling over in his grave.

Why is it that four national championship coaches (Mack Brown, Larry Coker, Steve Spurrier and Bob Stoops) in the last few weeks have suspended star players on the spot? The answer is obvious.

I said a moment ago Shula's rationale sounded as if it came straight from a third-grade class. Scratch that. That's embarrassing to hard-working and industrious third-graders. This comes right out of nursery school.

And why did Shula suddenly break this double secret code of silence to lay this on the public? Did someone in the school's public relations department realize that now that Alabama's preseason exhibition games are over and with a big game looming, Shula could put this story to bed once and for all and nobody would notice this smokescreen because all of the focus would be on Arkansas this week?

The reason why it was handled this way, Shula said, was "because I didn't think it was fair to the football team to suspend all seven (players) for one game."

When pushed to explain why the decision was made public after the third game, Shula inexplicably responded, "So we can move on."

What is that supposed to mean?

Had Shula made this ridiculous utterance in July, some would have laughed at him but at least it would have been over. Instead, Shula has turned it into a three-ring circus.

I'll always remember the first time the White House press corps asked Richard Nixon's spokesman, Ron Ziegler, about the Watergate break-in in 1972. It was nothing more, he said, "than a third-rate burglary attempt."

Well, it brought down the twice-elected 37th president of the United States, who resigned in disgrace.

Ultimately, a coach's future is determined by what he does on the football field and Shula's record there is mottled. Until now, he had always had the reputation of being classy and a man of integrity.

Now, he appears to look totally moronic. This latest episode is not only unexplainable but completely indefensible.

Alabama took a chance by hiring an unproven coach so we all knew it would be scary once the training wheels came off. But could anyone have imagined this kind of train wreck?

Monday, September 11, 2006

Head of Class in Rankin County

Brandon takes down Northwest Rankin this week and Pearl 2 weeks ago to take back its title of Top Football Team in Rankin County. Sorry Purl and NWR kittens.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

And yet another invader


Well, this one isn't dangerous at all, but some how it got into Aubrey's room. Julie made me shut the door until I got it. Well, I couldn't find that sum bitch anywhere.

We ended up leaving the house for a couple hours and when I came back I was walking past our bedroom when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I thought it was a roach because of how fast it went under the bed. Nope, it was that damn skink. Once again, screaming at me this time, because I didn't find it the first time, Julie said get in there and get whatever that is. After that, she packed up Aubrey and left the house. She told me later that she was about to go get a hotel room for the night. I knew than I had to catch this critter or I would be spending the night in a hotel.

I called in the troops and got Julie's step dad to the house to help me catch this lizard. Believe me when I say this, I did try to catch the lizard by myself for about an hour. This is the fastest lizard I have ever seen. It was cat like. I kid you not. To make the story short, me and Mike finally caught the thing after about 20 minutes. The skink caught a softball bat to the head. Sorry PETA people, but it was in my house. Die skank...I mean skink. Hahahaha

Another guest at the Kalahar House


Here is our latest invader. I heard that even though this is a large and scary looking spider, it isn't a very dangerous spider. They are actually pretty helpful. They kill a lot of insects and bugs that you don't want around your yard.

It did scare the crap out of me when I was mowing my yard and came face to face with this beauty. Oh well, I guess I will wait to find out what else we have around the house.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

BRANDON VS. PEARL

My Pearl boys sure have been quiet about the game this past Friday. I guess that is because of the whoopin they took, in their home stadium I might add. The final score was 35-16.

Brandon took the opening kickoff back for touchdown. Then, their next possession took it 90 something yards for another TD. It just wasn't the Pirates night. This win snaps a 3 game losing streak to the Pirates. Hopefully this will start a long winning streak for years to come against our cross town rivals.

Where are you at Todd, Aaron, R.J.? Y'all are usually talking smack. Bring it, don't sing it.

Brandon 1-0

Pearl 0-1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Crazy Night

Well, as Aaron might say, "Back to our Losing Ways". We didn't play very well last night. We actually didn't play as bad as the score was. We lost 19-4. Yep, It was bad. The game was supposed to start at 8:30, but didn't get going until around 9:00. I don't know what it is about Brandon Parks and Recreation, but they can't get an umpire to keep the games on schedule.

We played Carr Family Dentistry last night. We had already beat them in the first game of the season by 6 runs. I thought we were going to just blow by them. Everything last night just went against us though. We were the Home team, so we took the field first. Carr Dentistry came out hitting. They scored 5 runs in the top of the first including a 3 run Home run with no outs. Aaron can tell you a little more about that since he went face first into the fence trying to catch it. The ball hit the top of the fence and somehow when over the fence. Aaron on the other hand got his leg stuck under the fence. He has some nice scratch marks from his ankle to his knee for his good attempt to try and make the play.

As well as the opposing team came out hitting, we on the other hand didn't. We did get some runners in scoring position in the first inning, but we couldn't get the clutch hit to get some runs. In the third inning, we did make a run scoring 4 runs to make it a 5-4 game. That was all we could give them though. It just wasn't our night.

In the sixth inning, the fun began. Our coach asked the umpire how much time we had left in the game. He said 14 minutes. Our coach likes to keep the time with a stop watch so he knows exactly how much time we have left in the game. His watch had five extra minutes than the umpires watch. He blew a fuse and sat there and argued for a couple of minutes while we were waiting to bat. That didn't help too much. Then, we came up to bat and went 1, 2, 3 outs, just like that. The score was 10-4 at this point. Our bats had gone stone cold.

Then, the score girl said isn't that the game. Aren't they the visitors. Well, come to find out the score girl had the scores reversed the whole game. Just to give you some information on Brandon Parks and Recreation, they have the worst umpires, they have little girls that try and keep scores. Heck, half of them don't even know how to keep score, much less do it while they are up in the press box by themselves. It's just ridiculous. So, back to the game. Well, Carr Dentistry came out and scored nine, that's right count them, nine runs in the last inning. At this point our goal was to just keep the umpires out there as long as possible, since we had last at bat. Of course by this time it is already past 10:00.

After the game ended, the two teams shook hands as usual and went back to the dugout to get our stuff. As our team goes to pray, like we do every week, the entire complex goes dark. They turned the lights out on us. Aaron heard his wife say, " Where's Caroline?" his daughter. Aaron loses it and runs over to the concession stand where the light switches are. He goes off about why they turned the lights out on them. The little girl, the same one that was score keeping, says that the umpire said to shut em off, as he exits the fields. We still have our gloves, bags, shoes, watches, cell phones, etc. All in the dugouts. It is pitch black. Aaron finally gets his point across to the girl and she then states that she did have the wrong time of the game. There was supposed to be an extra five minutes. They just wanted to get out of there since it was so late. That is just pure ludicrous.

We then start to leave the stadium, after retrieving out stuff from the pitch black dugout. When we get up the hill to the cars, Brian, a team mate of ours and Puckett chief of Police, is confronting someone in a car. Come to find out, it is the umpire. Brian is asking him why he told them to turn the lights out on us. He says that he didn't say anything to anybody. Brian starts stating that someone is going to get fired over this. The umpire has the audacity to say, "It isn't going to be me." This kind of ticked off Aaron, so he goes over and confronts the umpire. Aaron is in this guys face. He is stating that he is going to send an email to the front office of Brandon Parks and Recreation, call up there in the morning and someone is going to get fired.

Everything finally calms down and we get in the truck to go home. Well, Caroline has to ride with me and Aaron home. She always wants to after every game. Aaron says that that is the most fired up he has been in a while. I've never seen him like that, but it was pretty funny. On the ride home me and Caroline play some games and I start asking her if she likes Baby Aubrey and Mrs. Julie, and Daddy, and Mommy. Her answer to all of them is No!!!!! We had the biggest kick on the ride home. She is so funny. She can also turn off the light switch, which Baby Aubrey can't do yet. She also said that when she turns 4 Baby Aubrey will be 3. She is so crazy. I wish I could remember everything she said last night, because she had me rolling the whole ride home. I guess I am done now. Bye.